|I'm Not Santa!|
The player controls a "shitty wizard" who just wants to drink his coffee in peace, but children mistake him for Santa and won't leave him alone!
- If left idle for a few seconds at a time without moving, the wizard will rack up points by drinking his coffee.
- Children start appearing and making their way towards the wizard; if any of them make contact with him, the game will end.
- The wizard can shoot and temporarily stun children by turning them into snowmen, which will start cluttering up the playfield with the more children he shoots.
- Click on the play icon to start a game.
- Use the arrow keys to move the wizard.
- Use the Z key to shoot.
- Use the escape or Enter key to pause the game.